Nope, didn't see her. We left when you told us you were going to make the " big beef burrito supreme" even more supreme and you took your dick out.
i just ate two sandwiches and am debating booty calling my landlord
I could swear I did coke with Jesus last night
Did we both pass out talking about cake last night?
it was really awkward..i thought he had two dicks, but later realized it was jsut his roommate
I demanded respect from my fuck buddy. Drunk me is not fun.
He told me to fuck off at some point in the night. I think it was right before he jumped out of a moving car trying to get to another bar and made Abby cry.
last night we stole an a/c window unit from a frat. gonna be a great summer
got into a verbal altercation with Luke Harangoty last night over a table. Called him a cross-eyed fuck and got the table.
He called me at 4am to ask me to marry him, then threw up into the phone for 10 minutes.
He called me at 4 a.m. and wanted me to drive him to McDonald's then drop him off at home. It wasn't even a booty call, it was a fucking chauffeur call.
This is possibly the most humiliating moment of my life. I have diarrhea, in a port-a-potty, at the Renaissance Festival.
Tried to shave my legs but the rug burn on my knees from last night got in the way.
i had every intention of working out now im just drinking wine and thinking about taking nudes in my thigh high tube socks
You made noises. And kept meowing. I have a twenty minute phone call to prove it.
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