Brandon just fucked that chick! I tried to warn him but T9 said she had "puppy roses" instead of "pussy sores"
You might not want to sit on your couch. Actually you may want to throw it away. My bad.
Seriously. Doesn't matter if I went out last night, work is like crafts class w.a side of facebook
Every time I hit my bowl my neighbors set off fireworks... I stop, they stop. I start again, they start again. Too high for this.
I woke up exactly where I passed out... on top of him yet he somehow put his pants back on
the story is to long to tell you via txt so when you notice the tattoo on your ass call me.
I'm pretty sure my moms getting nailed in the bathroom right now while I'm chaperoning. God damn it.
We're watching a video in class about cheese. The scoring for it sounds like that of a Lifetime movie. My mind is creative. I've continued my own story in my head of a wheel of cheese that was raped and murdered. It's so sad. I hope they get the guy. Btw, the video is about marketing.
What's that word that means bigger and smaller and bigger and smaller, again?
Goddamn it, Jaime, it's 4am. Throbbing. The word is throbbing.
Yeah you insisted everyone watch Space Jam at 2 in the morning then you cried the whole way through it. You were the very worst kind of drunk.
Yea i think drunk-me kept all my bar receipts, just to throw it in sober-me's face.
Spending the night with him made me realize that stupid people both irritate and fascinate me, so I'd say it equaled itself out.
his mom called during sex and he made me talk to her I think we're getting serious
a victory without nudity is not really a victory
I thought we agreed to no sexting at the school bake sale...
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