He's still on the phone with him. This is unnatural. Dudes don't call other dudes just to talk.
would it be inappropriate to describe you with the phrase "bigass titties"?
He just seriously used the word "skeet." Can we please find another way to get weed?
No. Take one for the team.
Hey cutie is the game almost over? I'm making dinner for us it'll be ready soon. Xox
You would rather make fucking dinner than watch a hockey game that rivals the epic-ness of miracle, the one of the biggest upsets in sport history? Babe I don't know if I can date a girl with such terrible priorities.
her bf's celebrating 10 yrs of service at kfc...it's safe to say all the good men are taken
Dude just read our convo. Apparently I was talking to you while I was naked. She wasn't happy about it.
In a min. With a stripper at the hospital. Business. Not pleasure.
Nobody knows who the hobo or dude who whipped out his balls is
I told him I wanted to "ride him like a show pony" I think he gets the picture
You need to be full form and virile tomorrow so I can live vicariously through your rub and tug.
We just catapulted a jelly bean off of his hard dick into his mouth.......Happy Easter!
I would just like to say that I had morning sex today to the Hamilton soundtrack. So.
Well I just saw a fully naked man doing a headstand in a cooler of ice water.
These random guys found me. They told me not to wander in the woods and i remember saying 'am i fucking Bambi?! I'm not gonna walk into woods!' then i threw up.
His hair is as curly as mine. It was like watching me go down on myself.
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