My cock was attacked by outdoor plants
I walked out of the bathroom and both of you girls were giving the gay guy head. I was like, "laaaterrr."
woke up in a shopping cart using a keystone box as a blanket. how was your night?
I take back everything bad I said about that song party in the usa. There's just something about seeing a cross dresser lipsing it that makes a song sooo much better.
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Don't take this the wrong way but I just mistook a trash can for you
I don't know how but I have our hotel room door handle in my purse... this can not be good
I already wrote the apology to my liver. He knows whats up
I can hear her blowing you man. All I hear is her saying 'yeah' over and over again.
this may be my drink champagne alone in a bbaby pool in the dark night
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Ice cream: Good. Fraternity: Good. Eating ice cream off a Skid Row bum's ass crack in order to get into a Fraternity: Homoerotic at best. I quit.
Dude I've kinda accepted I may leave Nola with the clap.
I'm working on finding a bottomless situation. Both pants and mimosas.
Is it a bad thing that I'm trimming my nose hairs in anticipation for the 8ball to be delivered?
Wow it must be so difficult to be as popular as you are and smoke as much weed as you do
From what I heard you ordered him to lick your balls. Unless you've kept a huge secret I understand his confusion.
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