I'm pretty sure that he just gave me the ginger disease
Found a barbie with nipples. Life is complete.
We smoked a joint and talked about his parent's divorce. It was like being fifteen all over again.
i gave her road head last night, needless to say it wasn't the same and i bit a chunk of the inside of my cheek off.
You showed the cops outside of the bar your boobs and then decided to go apologize to them. They admitted that the reason they hung out there was because of girls like you.
He looks like he has a penis
What the fuck
A good one, a good penis
I don't think of it as I'm taking a pole dancing class...its more like I'm making myself recession proof
I offered you a bag but you said "I gotta break in the new carpet" and you puked all over the floor
Dude, the chicks a procotolgy intern. Don't cheat on her. She knows where it hurts the most.
Its funny that for once I get home and I'm just as high as my parents are.
If his smile makes you freak out and drop things imagine what his penis could do
Just resonded to a booty call with "how much effort is required on my part?" I think I've finally reached the point of smoking too much pot
okay we need to get tested.
no YOU need to get tested. I'm just going along for the ride.
It took me three days, but I managed to nearly get arrested on my way out of LA. Made it to the airport. Crisis averted, though. The real crime is, my flight is delayed two hours.
Through a complicated series of events, I wound up in the desert with a blue chick from comic-con. we lost peter. if you're alive, please come get us.
Randomize
