Can I have the boy from 16 and pregnant's next baby???
It was all fun and games until Tim shit on the end table
I'm going to take the bottles back.. And maybe get an x-ray
the boobs are fake... i feel like i just found out santa isn't real.
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And I think short bridesmaids dresses are the best idea especially for bathroom sex
Exactly. This is the bit where I learn a heartwarming lesson about not making my drinks half vodka
If anyone wants to ring in the new year with gluttony and yoga pants, let me know. As soon as it becomes a socially acceptable hour to drink margaritas, I'm gonna go down on a chimichanga.
I asked this couple what they would like to drink and they leaned toward me eagerly and asked if we still have THE root beer ... Idk if this is code for please add cocaine to my drink
Would you judge me if I made John grow a bush while he is in Cancun so he doesn't cheat on me?
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The inside of my nose has felt like the guy's face falling off from raiders of the lost ark all week
I fell down the stairs while taking the dog out last night. I was laying there with the dog licking me face and my neighbor just stepped over me
I hope Team Snapchat has been enjoying our sex snaps all this week.
She found my old SD card with stuff I "didn't keep" or "didn't record us doing".... She's pissed but really horny. Did I just win at sex?
Just calling to thank you for not dying. I love you.
There's lube on my homework. #priorities
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