Every time there's an awkward silence a gay baby is born
question: from what angle do you give a hand job. im confused..
you kept spraying the cat with water and then telling it to "man up" when it cried
Well hey if hot cowboys are involved then all bets are off.
Will you be topless? That will affect my answer.
I was naked with an australian flag taped to my boobs. Damn internationals think they can claim everything.
well in the interest of full disclosure I have been using a used kfc spork as a buttscratcher for a month
it's like I can see my whorish nature reflected back at me in his wedding ring.
You put your name in his phone but not your number then screamed "Open the door!" and jumped out of the car
Well. Your father was, shall we say, privately surfing the Internet when he found a video of you and Kevin. This was on a very public website honey.
By the way, Kevin! OMG good catch honey!
It's after midnight. I didn't find the answer to my problem, but I did find the bottom of a bottle of vodka, so... there's that.
I wish I could take a screenshot of how things literally look from my eyeballs right now
So basically he is jobless, a potential serial killer, and has poor taste in music? We simply don't have time for that.
We just fucked each other sober. #goteam
DUDE!!!!! THERE IS A MIDGET HANDING OUT RICE KRISPIE TREATS!!!!!! WHERE ARE YOU WHEN THE COOL SHIT GOES DOWN???????
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