New drinking game watching teenage mutant ninja turtles movie and drinking every time raphael says damn, someone says april or ms oneil, and shredder appears And every time we see a mustache
i just found an uncooked ramen noodle in my underwear
DO NOT FUCK HIM ON MY BEAN BAG CHAIR
This is a whole other level of drinking. Like the I used to eat paste with these people kinda drinking.
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I left you pizza on the porch. I didn't want to wake you, if you were passed out on the bathroom floor again. Sorry if it's cold.
she left around the point i tried to tie her hair around my dick
in line at jewel. the cashier is puking in a garbage can while ringing up customers. glad to know im not the only one that 2012 is kicking in the face already.
But today feels so special with katie getting herpes and me cleaning my room. Good things are happening.
Just realized I'm going to have to make you sign a non-disclosure agreement before my wedding.
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I'll have you know my trust issues and my daddy issues are two COMPLETELY different topics of conversation.
We are trying to penis chicken awkward them out. But I think it's a gay wedding. Backfiring. Heavily.
My move is emasculating men with my superior intellect and it's not as charming when they can't see my huge rack.
FOUND MY PANTIES COMINY JOME
I hit an all time low we ran out of coke and I met up with my dealer at 8 in the morning for a re-up. great customer service though.
Literally just stood behind a guy in line at Walmart get his card declined when he attempted to purchase condoms. That's rock bottom.
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