I just found 'pokemon orgy' in my search history
Yes, I fucked her, no she wasn't that loose, yes she caused more drama than a 14 year old girl
Why do I feel like I used to feel when I almost got caught looking at porn when I get caught looking at facebook at work
I'm drunk in class and I'm pretty sure the bible freak behind me is saying a prayer for me
He pulled the washer 5 feet out from the wall screaming about quarters
I honestly wish you had parked the car in the terminal garage and fucked me in the backseat but I guess I should be more forward
I know I should be focused on nurturing their bright little minds but it's 10 a.m. and I need a cock in my mouth
the problem with having sex for lunch when its 98 degrees outside is that I can't tell if its sweat or semen running down my leg as I walk back in the office
And I don't know what it is about weed making me want every episode of the real housewives of everywhere
Also, horsecock action starts in about a month. Have you prepared yourself yet?
We can't go out this weekend. My uterus is so desperate it's given me permanent beer goggles
I moved to this city Tuesday and got laid Saturday. Still got it.
I threw up in the bathtub last night like a decent human being.
ya I went to the grocery store literally just for cheese and condoms
She yelled Carpe Diem when she orgasmed. Is it too early to marry her?
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