im over her. I got weed and youtube. everything i could ever ask for.
Just spent 45mins blow drying a joint i dropped in a beer....i felt like i dropped his infant child....
Going stoned out of mind to my sociology exam because it's really just a pizza party. I love community college.
It was actually pretty good. His cock is as fat as the rest of him and I took out my contacts so I couldn't see him clearly.
I need to hump something and I know u understand.
This hobo said he can't buy alcohol bc he got in trouble bc a girl sat on his face when he was passed out and misaligned his spine and gave him Alzheimer's so Ali is buying him a bottle. This is Vegas.
Seriously. Come back. I've had two beers for breakfast so far. The third will be for lunch since it's already 12.
Showed up physical therapy hammered. The therapist just says this isnt part of the program.
I don't want a mention or even a whisper of a Shakespeare Festival by that or any other name including, but not limited to, a fucking Renaissance Fair. Are we clear? It will be a DEALBREAKER .
I mean if you can't appreciate a good looking dick then just get out.
I need to you to send me drugs via FedEx
You just get me
I'm the wind beneath your wings, bitch
look, bitch. one day when everyone i care about deserts me for my severe moral depravity, you're going to be the only one i have.
i can't wait.
she crawled a good forty meters just to whisper in my ear... "dildon't"
First aid class means get dry humped by moderately attractive college students during heimlich maneuver training.
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