ally, we are sitting by a fire and you are totally hot. no pun intended
I just single handedly caused ferngully by printing the wrong 900 page document
haha you were so trashed that you deleted all of your christian music from itunes and kept saying"c-ya God, nice knowin ya"
Dude...I'm drunk from Wednesday stilll.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
We got drunk before dinner. People at the other tables were praying for us.
Want any specific kind of beer?
Yeah. Alcohol flavor.
Got it. Anything but Miller.
I basically have a picture with a half naked foreign exchange student. He kept screaming rolltide and i felt like a traitor
I've been laying here all day wondering why my back hurt so bad and then I remembered last night.... When you pushed me through that glass table.
I started rolling down the window so he pulled into a gas station and i puked all over the side of the car while some dude stared at me. I waved and we drove away
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I completely forgot about the posting of partying pics shortly after adding my gma my dad was like grandma says your all over fb but she doesn't know how to use it. Of course I'm all over her fb. She's got 6 friends I am her newsfeed
I just got hit with cramps and found a mystery pill. I'm gonna stay put for an hour and at least see what happens.
His face matches his life choices. Both are train wrecks.
so third time im replacing the batteries on my vibrator in 2 months #sosingle....on another note though, black beauty is raring to go
His mom wants to come see the dorm.
Hide the whip.
poll: am I friendzoned if he just called me brochacha? on one hand, he called me bro, but on the other, he used the a to make it feminine.
Randomize