This is clearly one of those "A hole's a hole" situations
Obama just said the words "we're all in this together." I wanted to start singing high school musical
He literally is quoting that 21 questions song, the 50 cent one. oh my god.
I told them I got hit by a car again and now im pretty sure they think im being abused but there was no way in hell the truth was going to fly. Employed people aren't supposed to break their faces in piggy back ride accidents.
definitely not taking the whole return culture shock so well...drinking a 100 proof rootbeer vodka float out of a german beer mass
... why is there a bottle of pee on my headboard?
It was right before we played jenga with champagne glasses for a good half hour
I ran into a hotel and told the doorman he was doing a great job. That was before you cried on my jacket.
Next time you see his dad you should let him know you are now Eskimo brothers.
ever had one of those days where you say fuck it and lick the inside of a bag of chips
We watched game of thrones, broke up and I drove away blasting ridin solo while he dougied
I mean I've only met the girl once and she was trying to slit some guys tires.
But on a side note, how the fuck do you "accidentally " get peed on
You have my heart. You only share my vagina.
I'm sittin in my Hawaiian shorts watching the office eating cold asparagus. wow do I suck when you're not here.
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