Getting drunk in a different country is not a good idea. Lets just say spanish women, 17 yr olds from missouri, prostitutes, and a poodle. I don´t want to leave spain.
I walk in to see her roommate half naked on their stripper pole. I knew I was home.
well, it ended with me crying outside the strip club saying i don't want to be 21 anymoree. i'd say it was a great 21st birthday.
all i asked was if it was all the way in, and now im laying here alone. sensitive guys fucking suck
The bathroom is trashed. Someone took down all the rings of the shower curtain and Scott threw up on the curtain liner. All the soap and shampoo is in the guest bedroom and the lightbulbs are in a drawer. And there are vom footprints.
I think its only fitting my first purchase with my student loan is a glass pipe? I think ill name it 'Subsidized'
How can I look at her with a straight face when she has dry puke on her eye lid
Question. Will thrown up fruit loops go down the shower drain?
I think I just need to get a pillow shaped like a toilet seat.
today's workout consisted of me putting my fake in my sports bra and running to the liquor store.
I just remember her dragging me inside in a panic saying we needed mentos and popcorn I have no fucking clue how we ended up asleep in her closet.
If a baby can come out of it, so can four raquetballs.
I woke up in a lawn chair by the lake to some man revving his boat motor at me.
How do you say happy birthday to someone you fuck occasionally that almost got you arrested? Like what do I text.
I just tried to lit a bowl with my chapstick.
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