It's what's on the inside that counts(972): They probably have big open vaginas so the inside is no good
He was passed out on the floor holding a beer can, rolled over switched hands and never spilled a drop. We need to practice.
made out with three guys on the first night of college orientation, just imagine what joys all of next year will hold
He said that if more girls show up hes not going to ask ages... Spoken like a true sex offender
So my bf wanted to cum on my face and I let him. Afterwards I wiped some off, wiped it across his forehead and said, "The king has returned".
In honor of Sarah Palin's bday I suggest we watch Nailing Palin
We dug deep emotionally while eating cereal
No more weed for you
Let the record show that the first hour of my twenty-first was spent shooting tequila ans discussing the emotional integrity of werewolves.
Sorry I couldn't reference you in my facebook quote. I will redirect any likes and comments straight to my blowjob efforts this week.
i think i just encouraged him to glue googly eyes to my boobs
Apparently I offered the cop my Taco Bell.
Desperate times...
He got me off while watching hockey. He's a keeper.
One lesson I've learned so far from college: You've always got time for one more shot. Always
You is single now. The world is your ass buffet.
The cat's telling me to stop taking acid, and to start doing the lords work. I'm almost 99% sure he's talking about the dark lord.
THIS CAT'S GOING TO TURN INTO A SNAKE AND KILL ME! GET OVER HERE NOW! BRING YOUR WAND.
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