New word for getting laid so we don't sound like whores in public when we are talking about it : stamp the passport
worst. lesbian. ever. i'm not sure she knows a clit from a pencil eraser.
I think I'm cybering, it's been a while and its more in depth than it was in 8Th grade.
do you think having her use a clorox disinfecting wipe on her vagina will keep me from getting her herpes if I don't have a condom?
Learned a valuable life lesson last night. It's titled "Tequila: Still A Bad Idea".
Well at least it wasn't the first time I threw up out of a second story window
I am wrecking havoc on the skinny girls by going home with the big one. She is taking me to see her dog now.
Yea no bueno and I only brought enough weed to last one night. And it was no Hanukah nug, it didn't last 8 days.
I'm two shots in and wandering around Barnes and Noble with $58 in singles.
I just peed on a rich man's lawn fuck yeah America
This love triangle bullshit is getting out of hand. It's now a love polygon and I want out
Update: my mom just told someone to shut up and suck her dick
Why do I always have at least 8 men with whom I am conducting some sort of poorly planned love experiment?
yeah true but how easily can you rip a scrotum
She threw my purse across the room almost broke a lamp and this all started bc she forgot what an air mattress was
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