when I scratched it gently some sort of watery looking stuff came out...so then I just stopped thinknig about it.
He told me he looked up all the foods that make cum taste better and he put it all on his moms shopping list. she came through my line. this ones a keeper I think.
I thought I broke my iPhone. I was almost as depressed as the day I broke my vibrator.
when my professor asked "does anyone know what streches across south america" and a kid in the back row said "my exgirfriends vagina" i knew i was at home.
I wonder if her husband knows I have my own drawer at the apartment
I paid off a credit card today. And I was tested negative for HIV. AND I did laundry. Honestly, I'm most excited about the laundry.
I know you're on a date and I should leave you alone but about twenty minutes ago I realized I haven't been spanked in years so if you're still looking for a birthday present, you know, consider it.
He ordered a meatball sub with a side of meatballs.
I keeping finding meatballs in random places
Is it a bad thing for a seven year old to call one an alcoholic? Asking for a friend..
I can't open my mouth wide enough to make full use of this snapchate update
You wanna see what happens when frozen corn meets an unhappy Andrew's face?
I just unmatched him. If your Thirsty Thursday only consists on the gym then I am not the woman for you ✌🏻️
I really wanna treat my body good. Because i plan on doing drugs
It's not just going to appear. A lot of blood, sweat, tears, and leg work went into finding a cock that amazing!
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