then she woke up from sleeping for an hour and the first thing she said was "i regret it already"
all i know is that they all tuched my pee cup last night.
just wrote a 6 page paper on my blackberry. including 3 sources. college is teaching me good things so far.
If he really loved his girlfriend then he'd wear a condom when he fucks me.
The least you could do before I go into your room is throw away the condom wrapper from the other girl I know you're banging.
Only the gays. Guy gives me a handjob in the steam, then changes next to me under his towel
Only the gays
Bad Decision October is in full swing. I was telling people that "I put on eye makeup today, I'm takin' a dude home with me!".
My vag hurts but I feel vindicated
That is an interesting emotion combo
Man. Apparently I blacked out between the 4th margarita and my air mattress. Asleep in my jeans at 10pm. Mom outdrank me again.
I was so high I watched a 5 minute video of different scenes of horses running. The music was magical.
They forgot my ranch. They're dead to me.
i just took a huge shit in old main. i think my college bucketlist is finished.
He gave me an extra phone charger for the other side of the bed the other night. Is that love?
Heeyy... sorry I got so drunk. You probably don't ever want to see me again. Thank you for dealing with me when I tried to jump over the deli counter for some mayonnaise.
yeah true but how easily can you rip a scrotum
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