I guess there's some 16 and under softball tournament and they all are at my work. what is a 21 year old to do?
The responsible thing...show them the break room.
I just saw a kid drop his lollipop on the floor of best buy, kick it because he was pissed off and then pick it up and eat it. I think I have a long lost son.
I dig being used for consequence free sex. Not consequenceful sex.
Im shirtless eating a burrito. How urgent is this?
she's on the floor slapping my dogs face with slices of pizza
Why did I think it was so necessary to steal that rolling pin?
So I'm seriously debating forwarding these sexts to his horse faced new gf including the ones that say he still loves me... but I still need his check to clear... decisions decisions
He made a fake guest pass that was just a note card with "I'm here. Me." written in sharpie, and tried to convince the security guard it was real.
Sitting here reading the internet and all i have to show for this summer is a shitty tan and the possible case of clamidia.
not sure if destroying him emotionally was worth it but damn it's a fucking hilarious story
Okay so I've been talking to the mice again and they agree with me that you're a piece of shit.
He's going to be in the air guitar championships in june. Need I say more.
I’m really regretting these suede pants.
Kinda thinking about going to my moms wedding high
I'm just trying to figure out the reason why humans wear socks....
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