I painted my nails silver
And what are the implications of that?
Is there supposed to be a msg in that? Just thought ud like to know it looks like I fingerbanged an alien
The worst thing that has ever happened to me happened today. I was taking donations at goodwill and someone donated a clearly used vibrator
did she really think she could get into the club & no one would recognize her from 16 & pregnant???
A donut and a mojito for breakfast...Helloooooo Derby Wekkend!
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I've been thinking about it and if we ever have a threesome it'll start off with us clothed solely in our matching fur vests
Drunk on Tuesday. Double fisting. Mmmbop is playing. Only girl in the group. Life is complete.
Ur gonna wake up early as dick tomorrow to do some responsible shit but im the one up at 3 am right now cooking brats soaked in keystone light so fuck your falling asleep ass bitch
I BIT YOU IN THE DINING ROOM. I bit you and you crunched
He's worked out some sort of arangment where all three of them are dating each other and they've all moved into an apt. with two king beds pushed together
A true beacon of hope in these dark times
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Can I bring some rope too? It's not too early for bondage talk, is it?
Omg just had weirdest best cab advice situation ever. I kissed the cabbies hand as I was leaving like he was the pope and cried
I need a costume
Dude just wear a bra or something hahaha
My fridge door just caught on fire somehow.
No. You're getting a Viking funeral and I'm pawning your shit.
I'm very aware of my heart moving the blood in my body.