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• (647): View more from Ontario

  Michelle found a bong in the garbage and sold it to my mom

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• (406): View more from Montana

  He kept trying to order 'sex on the tennis courts' for a drink last night

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• (757): View more from Virginia

  I got concerned once i realized you weren't there to hear us having sex. See I do worry about you.

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• (412): View more from Pennsylvania

  He just stared into my eyes and touched himself. That isn't hooking up.

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• (701): View more from North Dakota

  I also like to call Halloween "Mystery Fuck Day"

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• (281): View more from Texas

  So I got drunk last night and attempted to shave a landing strip on my vag. I now have a 8 lane highway on my crotch now. Just looks like a random ass square.

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• (816): View more from Missouri

  Remember the thing I sent you? "Often complex problems are best solved by thinking like an animal." Hump away!

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• (910): View more from North Carolina

  Played never have I ever with high schoolers today. Needless to say they brought up threesomes so I had to make a judgement call and decided to not put my finger down

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• (574): View more from Indiana

  We were fucking in the back of my truck and no joke a skunk came up and sprayed us. How am I supposed to explain this to my parents

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• (618): View more from Illinois

  Why is it that the asexual in our group is the one that gets laid the most often??

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• (518): View more from New York

  The CEO is puking on the sidewalk and the HR director just offered me coke. Engineers have the best parties

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• (609): View more from New Jersey

  You know it's a good night when the word slut is imprinted on your ass and your hands smell like lube.

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• (732): View more from New Jersey

  If catching your vomit in my hands while swimming in a bath tub full of it doesn't make us best friends, I don't know what will

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• (617): View more from Massachusetts

  She walked into the kitchen, said 'we've come to this time of the party,' reached into the bowl of cold spaghetti and shoved a handful in her mouth.

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• (610): View more from Pennsylvania

  if it makes you feel any better you looked really comfortable while you were sleepin in the closet, atleast according to the pictures i woke up with on my phone

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