yeah i was sneaking up to her room and on the way i saw a picture of her and left
I totes stole your whore crown.
With great power comes great responsibility.
Didn't tell him I was on my period. Then had to surreptitiously remove some uterine lining from his cock.
I swear to god he was trying to crawl under my door last night muttering "I'm Alex Mac! I'm Alex Mac!"
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Wow. 8.8 earthquake hit Chile this morning
didn't feel it. :)
It's like 5 thousand miles away of course you didn't.
wait what? so it's not in america?
If it makes you feel any better, i gave her boyfriend a blowjob last week.
I was running around taking people's drinks at the bar and just dumping it into my Gatorade bottle screaming roofies.
The cab driver just showed us a POV shot of himself getting ridden by a chick he took with his flip phone. Confirmed not taken in cab. Gonna be a good night...
Just to warn you I probably wont be able to do anything that involves standing up
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My roommate has gone Christmas crazy. It looks like Jack Frost came all over my living room. Wanna come fuck me in the fake snow by the fireplace?
Today is the day I die from a hangover. I love you, mom. Farewell.
Holy high batman
The hairdryer was like a fuckin obstacle course
Being in the club with your moms drunk friends > having a healthy relationship with your mom
Stop talking and go back to bed. You're in the kitchen in your underwear and slept in your car.
So I've already made 5 bad decisions today, wyd?
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