Without porn, I would have few hobbies.
I am totally the chick from Intervention who barfs up wine and then re-eats it.
i'm going through the NYU 2014 group looking for future drunken hookups. too slutty?
you refused to leave the drive-thru at mcdonalds until the cashier took a jello shot
Then she opened the door and pitched the dead squirrel out, yelling "TELL THE OTHERS WHAT YOU SAW"
i robbed the continental breakfast last night
I don't appreciate the fact that you tagged me as a giant bucket Miracle Whip.
don't let me wipe my vag with a dirty leaf outside of mcdonalds ever again.
no dude I'm not doing anything bad to her...remember she's always the DD she has blackmail material on literally all of us
I just walked past a guy banging a chick in the back of his car.
There has been a song made about you fucking his roommate.
It's destiny.
He has great taste in girls. I feel closer to my Eskimo sisters than my real sister...
If you can't trust the person at the taco cabana drive thru, who can you trust?!
I thought he was a lobster and that the moon was going to pull me through him.
I don't think I should try acid.
You should not be involved with someone who smells like that. Because that smell seriously does not go away. Even if you can't actually smell it at any given point, it will still haunt you
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