Without porn, I would have few hobbies.
Prostitute standing on the corner thrusting at cars as they drive by. New marketing strategy?
mom and dad sent me an easter basket full of beer pong supplies again.
I love how you are more concerned with what i call my penis than the fact i wanna bone some high school chicks
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I need to sleep with 3 more guys by midnight to meet my 2010 resolution..
Maybe STDs were invented to keep stupid people from having kids.
There's a lady here with a big bag of dildos. I'm not sure that's appropriate bar baggage but, I like her style
Then years and years after that I will send you a picture of my warped vagina from all the kids that I had.
This day took a left turn at "This is your going away party, I got a bunch of blow."
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alright well Taco Bell Closes at 12 so you better pray to god she's asleep by then or I'm running in your house butt ass naked with a bag of tacos
He literally cried into his tacos and screamed fuck bitches. Don't know if it was the best, or the worst hook up, ever.
I love you but I don't want to see you naked.
Also, can next Friday be Long Underwear Friday instead of Jockstrap Friday? Because I'm about to cough up a testicle.
When the vodka monkeys are playing a drum solo in my skull tomorrow, remind me I tried to sterilize my body from the inside with titos
if it makes you feel any better you looked really comfortable while you were sleepin in the closet, atleast according to the pictures i woke up with on my phone
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