love how google fills in search terms for you, today for example, i ran a query for "why do girls get t"
and google finished it w/ "ramp stamps."
I felt less weird knowing others had searched this before me.
If i die in the snow, get to my laptop and delete all of the nickelback. password is "barry"
as in "white"?
Hey I never found my wallet but i did find a bag of 14 soft taco supremes
I have your wallet. Trade you for the tacos.
She made me role-play everything from an older prof to a in-patient in need of a medical exam. Yay for cocaine.
We waited til after. Not even drunk sex felt right during a Disney movie.
they arrested me when i was peaking, i'm pretty sure they were specifically looking for me but i was too busy rolling around, loving the grass to notice the police car..
coming out of a blackout being surrounded by Disney police was not as awesome as it sounds.
do not give him the "i just had sex cake" i repeat DO NOT give him the cake. things didn't go well
i will trade you pizza and a blowjob for a fifth of vodka.
do i get to eat the pizza while you give me the blowjob?
I'll send you the picture of you double fisting vodka bottles, grinding one guy and making out with another... Every girl wanted to be you.. You make me so proud!
I woke up naked wrapped in my roommate's towel with one leg shaved and money thrown all over the room. Happy 21st birthday.
No more vodka shots for you. Last night you begged a man on your knees to sell you his beard. He had no beard.
Haha. Last winter I went through this phase where id go to the bars with my own giant goblet and demand to be served white wine and red bull hah
I'm training him to sit when I whistle the tune from the hunger games. I'm going to be the coolest parent ever.
Dude what happened last night?
I don't know, I'm still trying to figure out how I got my clothes back on.
Randomize
