my underwear are soaked with white zifandel yet i have continued to wear them despite the fact im at home
Why do you apologize after every time we have sex?
...so how do you feel about living with a lesbian next year?
hhaha i just laughed out loud when i read that
is that a "i laughed because im fine with it" or "im a republican" ?
I need to remember that good judgment goes out the window after the 7th shot and the 3rd Lady GaGa song.
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But when he came on my stomach I noticed how tan I was!
and my souvenir for the night was a nice ambulance blanket
Don't make this awkward for me. Don't let your mom come near the bathroom. I can't meet your mom for the first time while I'm shitting. Dont make this awkward.
Come over, I want to eat cookie dough off your dick.
There is a large scratch and bruise about the size of a pizza bagel next to my vagina. Please text back if you know what happened.
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Immediate regret. She's like a chihuahua on crack.
I miss you more than I would miss junk food if I went on a diet. And you've seen me eat, you know how desperate I'd be.
And then he said he wanted to "get really weird with me on my horse." I took that as he wants to fuck me while riding my horse. Could be a good time.
I found a new button on my vibrator, tonight was a success
I've been continuously high for the last 48 hours, and just broke my 4th vibrator. Coincidence? FIND ME A MAN I BEG OF YOU.
You mentioned his name and i threw up a little.
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