I told him I'm not paying rent anymore because he's seen my boobs.
I just had my first uncircumcised penis. I kept staring at it like the foreskin was going to fall off on its own.
you thought your tounge was "malfunctioning" because every time u spoke it wouldnt sit still.
We lost the cork forthe wine, so we used a tampon as a replacement. I never loves tampons so much
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What are the signs of a concussion? Please don't freak out.
VODKA 4LOKO BEER NOT IN THE CLEAR
That was the apt with beer in the juice and the floor caving in. Don't go.
There are some things you can ever unsee. And walking in on your dad jerking off is one of those things.
I feel like I owe her child an apology or something after blowing my load on the tattoo she has of her.
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DELETE THAT VIDEO OF ME MAKING OUT WITH THAT RUG NOW
Damn Instagram explore page. I am six months in to some girl I don't even know.
What a way to start the day. Staring at penis for 3 hours
It's pretty much my favorite thing ever
I'm really excited to meet your new dude! But we really need to find out if he's your cousin first.
I know it sounds cheesy, but i think both me and her mum know they are "thanks for being so cool about finding nudes of your daughter on the camera" flowers
And then I woke you by humping you to Lionel Ritchie.
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