So all semester this guy and girl have been talking, and today is the last class and we are doing nothing. I would have skipped but I want to see if he seals the deal or pusses out. It's like a season finale.
I'm coming over to use your dick. I need to take my aggression out on something. Hope that's cool.
I've never seen a grown man cry so much after getting jerked off by a stripper. I say it's the best $600 he ever spent.
she's living proof man. somebody has literally pissed in the gene pool
I hope he says my name when they're having anniversary sex this weekend.
I was talking about you wanting my dick, but that works too
There's something very strange about masturbating in a hotel room. I feel like I'm cheating on my room...
i just honestly didn't believe you when you said your brother was a fucking clown. ho shit you weren't kidding.
My next goal in this relationship is to teach my boyfriend that there are valid reasons to be fear of dolphins completely.
I have seen you puke and 5 mins later rock my world. So there is hotness there that average people will never see..
Well, why would you bring gelado into a strip club?
i don't care if you are my best friend. does not give you the right to describe how well my sister gives blowjobs.
how about your cousin?
Going to the pool bar doesn’t exactly count as “exploring”
it's okay that you two hooked up in the family bathroom at the mall.. i just pray to god you were not making a family in the family bathroom..
I've decided it's okay if I take a pregnancy test every month. Then I can be like, "Good job, self, way to not procreate this month!"
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