i found out what alaskan girls practice during those six months of darkness
just turned my empty handle of passion fruit smirnoff into a fish bowl. I love college.
he said "cool" when i took off my bra and proceeded to stare wideeyed at them the ENTIRE time. it was like sleeping with the kid i showed my boobs to for the first time in 6th grade.
what's not responsible about a pool full of beer?
Idk if you remember me telling you about him, but I gave him a hj under the stars. Kind of added a little disney aspect to the whole experience.
how did we start talking about space blow jobs?
you were leaning up against the wall pulling your shirt up asking girls to dance on you. your courage to do that is both admirable and frightening.
I took in his dog. My exboyfriend still calls me for 2 things, blow jobs and animal rescue. I need to end this cycle
I totally accidentally said "we don't go around hammering girls in the rear" in front of 132 5th graders today.
I'm gonna get drunk in the shower and yell at my parents during dinner. Have fun in Texas.
He took a picture of me to show his boss why he was late...Is that a compliment or not?
I'll have sex with you for tacos. I don't care, man.
It figures that the only time one of my videos on Snapchat gets replayed is a video of my Hedonism Bot impression and NOT my nudes
Look, his dick is so good at being a dick that it makes me see God. And I don't even believe in God.
I could be the Kenny Powers of Sex Therapists.
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