i'm touring the leper colony via mapquest street view so we dont have to go there
is it wrong that i woudl like to tie u down to the baby changing station using the straps provided?
dude if Megan calls say you Sis was house sitting for me yesterday , she f'n found dana's panties
I think "banned from Amtrak due to excessive projectile vomiting" would sum up the evening quite nicely.
Put you drinking hat aside for Tuesday. My buddy is bartending!
I just puked in my drinking hat.
I can feel the fear and stress bubbling in my stomach. Or maybe that is the pregnancy.
You crossed every boundary on the boundary spectrum last night. You're like the illegal immigrant of drunk actions. No more holiday drinking for you.
What bar did i puke in last night
by bar you must mean bars and by in you must mean on
I had fun watching you interact with the world around you. Like a fuckin 8 year old kid who just discovered build a bear but really wants a cigarette.
100% truth: never tied someone to a bed using 4 pairs of sweatpants before
if I open my eyes, my head will explode. that hungover.
how do you ask an olympian for your underwear back?
I need a light and a towel. ive got cum in places ive never had cum before.
Hey before you quit, let me sell drugs to your boss at least one more time
Apparently "Welcome to the Sin Cave" is not how I'm supposed to answer the door
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