I dont abuse you, i just hit you while we have sex
Ok seriously, can we bring back badminton?
oh and i feel obligated to inform you that there will be no sexin' because it's 'lady time' for me. so this ain't a booty call.
Girl in my class with fire painted on her face. I. need. that. weed.
He's 11. You dont draw dicks on 11 year olds, i dont care if he ate your lasagna
he put $150 on the cabs dash so 9 of us could pile in and ride 3 blocks to the apartment.
you can't wake me up at 4am to suck your dick and then give me a high five at the bar
Just so you know, you're MY booty call. Feel degraded.
So I found a skull ring inside me this morning. I'm assuming its yours, so I'll leave it in my mailbox for you - it looks expensive.
At what point in life does one make the conscious decision to incorporate capes into everyday life? Like, as a fashion statement?
I'm not sure how to answer that. Is it a general question or one you're wondering about for yourself? Because I don't think you're there yet.
My code for I need help will be if I'm holding a bud light lime..
This summer has already been like the best summer ever. FREEDOM IS AWESOME. GOD BLESS AMERICA AND GOD BLESS THE SINGLE LIFE.
Random one night stand with a guy that had a USA tattoo on his ass. Can't possibly get more American than that
I put on pants and a bra for you and you never showed up. There is no forgiveness for that.
We told you to act sober so to prepare yourself you started doing squats and stretching then you slapped yourself and walked in
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