So I'm sober and underage, being hit on by a groom-to-be with braces...is it a bad thing that I'm enjoying it?
Upon hearing of his newfound access to every orifice... even ones he just made up... the Grinch's penis grew three sizes that day.
Dude, 1 prime defect in the snuggie- you can't fuck someone discreetly under a snuggie. No way no how
if I hooked up with that creppy kkid in bio does that count as doing charity work during the holidays?
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It's officially time to start saving up weed money for the NCAA tournament
Dude, smoked out of a pumpkin tonight. I like Halloween more now
She wore that goddamn strap-on all night. When she was playing guitar hero it kept getting in the way but she just wouldn't take it off.
Just found a partially digested mushroom under my bed. Thanks for that.
It wasn't until I took a shit, that I remembered that you assholes started spiking my shots with tobasco when I wasn't looking last night. Dicks.
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Wait..I think something else did happen last night my vagina is too pleased for this level of hangover..
I woke up with a massive hangover and realized I still had an entire bottle of tequila in my car...so yeah, working on tomorrow's hangover.
He is getting married. In the time it took for this conversation he probably cheated on her three times
WTF? Why is there a pic of my tits in ur dad's office?
I told you, she may have multiple personality disorder, but like in the most upbeat way possible.
I admire the fact that you replicated my apartment on the roof but I would appreciate it more if you would move all my stuff off the roof and back into my apartment.
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