I need a man. I think Im going to put myself on Craigs list since they caught the killer and all.
Do it and if you add naked pictures youll get an instant reply
why do married chicks ALWAYS cry after?
She just did a myspace photoshoot with her baby
she's bipolar. she literally has TWO facebook pages. one for each personality. this. bitch. is. crazy.
well i just had my first "when i graduated college she was 12" morning
considering how much of last night I don't remember and the amount of ones laying on my desk right now, it's safe to say I'm concerned
This guy randomly got in our taxi, and has now collapsed on the sofa anouncing that he's staying the night.
sometimes after I smoke and the high has gone away...the high will come back like three hours later for a brief yet gripping ride.
that's usually when I end up in someone's house, having sex with someone else, while that someone's roommate makes us mozzarella sticks.
My mom just asked me if I can obtain a fake ID by thursday
There's a girl in class eating a pumpkin pie. Like a whole pie straight from the pan with a fork.
Well you were listening to music and having sex really loudly. How was I supposed to know you'd hear me making rocket sounds?
Well, after a pitcher of beer, I set my ex on fire. It was a little fire, he's fine. How's your night?
I was sitting here smiling wondering why i'm so fucking happy at work. cookie has kicked in
I'm not the type to go to a guys house...in your case his boat...and sleep with them..I mean I have in the past but I'm trying to be more serious and grown up
He lit my hand on fire and bought me chicken nuggets. I'm in love.
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