He spelled "beautiful" wrong in his text
The forest. Magic mushrooms. Wind trees leaves sky. That is alll.
got delayed, meet you at the bar soon, found a shopping cart, i am now getting pushed to the bar by some guy that was peeing in the alley i found the cart in
Not a chance. She stuck her hand under my kilt and she told the whole table I was indeed commando. She broke all the rules.
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its not you its me. and by that i mean i am more interested in having random one night stands with random hot girls then having the same normal sex with u.
I'm just going to lay in a blanket cocoon of self pity for the next few months.
Go big or go home. Or get a live in house boy you met 7 years ago and feel like you have unfullfilled potential. You know, the usual
Wanna play whack-a-mole in my pants?
Your word choices worry me.
This is the drunkest I've ever been at a chili's
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I know I come to this conclusion on a fairly regular basis but I really do need a babysitter
Say what you want about my van, but I've got more action there than in my apartment. A body pillow and a joint still go a long way!
Also, you fell asleep with you hand on and around my cock last night.
Even my fuck buddy told me I needed a boyfriend. Fml.
The drive thru lady at McDonald's asked how I was and I responded by opening the car door and throwing up all over the drive thru lane. Happy Sunday.
Last thing I remember I was riding on a picnic table being hauled around by a lawn mower with an empty case of bud light on my head...
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