so i just calculated it and i would need to score 150% on this final to pass
You seriously need to keep doing my sexting for me. I just said something about "riding cock like a dick rodeo"
okay. this is james and youre probably never ever gonna see me again unless i really really really want some pussy. sorry.
There's a very real possibility that I'll wake up in your uncle's driveway.
The bartender asked if I wanted a to-go cup for my crown and coke.....I just realized I'm back in Montana and fuck did I miss home.
It is a fiery spray of napalm-covered beautiful words that leave a flaming "fuck you" on the ground after I destroy him.
Not even official and he's cleaned my puke twice. His hotdog skills are an added bonus. I've got a keeper
Nothing says "back to school" like walking in the first day with a hangover
And you said I'm not athletic, I rubbed one out with my sports band on, it's the same as walking 1/4 mile.
Thanks for being my pregnancy scare Sherpa...
the only reason I'm still sleeping with him is to get the university's secure wifi password
Tip: never mention Guy Fieri during sex
Don't Richard Nixon her vagina
Omg my orgasm just made the fucking sun come out. Clearly my libido controls the weather now.
You mentioned his name and i threw up a little.
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