So that's a yes to the cocaine usage and a no to the rollerblading
Seeing Harry Potter 3D stoned: Pro- giant redheads w/cute accents. Con-weeping for stoners who only had Pink Floyd laser shows.
while fucking on the counter the whip cream was conveniently right next to us. i love thanksgiving
Definitely just saw a grown man at wal mart wearing high heels and carrying a baby
What the fuck were you doing at wal mart?
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Matt just took me to visit my puke stain from 2 weeks ago at the train station...I'm fucking impressive
Get everyone into the kitchen. I need you all to witness me friend-zoning him. Just in case.
I just found what appears to be a tooth in my purse...anybody missing one?
Every time I get scared about the fact that I'm falling for him I remember that he juggles and is hung like a mastadon and everything is a-ok.
we left the music on while we were fucking. some kanye west song started playing and he started to cry
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I've injured myself in such a way that i am only capable of making love standing up now
Just walked into your room to get my clothes and he's still passed out in your bed. Remind me to high five you when you get home
ANNA HAS DISCOVERED EROTIC FANFICTION OF SHARKNADO THIS IS NOT A DRILL
I don't know anybody that can get the cops to drive them back to the bar after being pulled out of a tree
it happenes
I know you are gonna wanna ask a lot of questions but when we are home I need to cover your face with deli meat and photograph it
Sorry for trying to wake you up by slapping your ass with a fruit 2 go.
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