Good luck man
I dont need it. Shes easy.
my night went downhill once I lost my bikershorts. EAWSSSSYY ACCESS
New dating criteria: what kind of ex will this person be?
is it normal that we went to that class once and both got 100's on the final? ohhhh, arizona state.
i asked why he had a giant piece of popcorn duct taped to his head and he said "No, it's actually part of my neck." so no, i didn't fuck him.
I'm proud of us, I'm cleaning up the place and I haven't found a single beer can that isn't empty.
We have to talk through the words with friends chat so his gf won't find out
This is one of the fundamental differences between you and I. If I found meat in a plastic bag, I wouldn't put it in my mouth.
happy find a boyfriend by next Valentines Day. Its like a new years resolution but depressing
You would ignore him even if it wasn't NoManUary. It could be the Winter of a Thousand Dicks and you wouldn't talk to that guy.
The Winter of A Thousand Dicks sounds terrifying!!!
Seriously-without actually meaning the statement for it's words- that made me want to put a baby in you.
OMG THE KID WHO TRIED TO MAKE OUT AT THE BAR WITH ME IS SITTIG NEXT TO ME IN THE AIRPORT. WHY LIFE WHY???
I'm so high. Midnight pancake breakfast in bed
I told him we could use my stove to make weed brownies, from that point on he kept reffering to me as "best pledge ever"
He smells like ham and a lifetime of poor choices
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