whats up tonight?
Ice cream, wine, and teabags... Not the earl grey kind
Is masturbating to pics of your ex on Facebook considered cheating?
You are proof that most things are best left unsaid.
can we take a shower together?
no need for the romantic shit. I'm a sure thing
We're doing the donut challenge later. How many can we fit on his erect penis. Needless to say we get along well.
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Its time to go balls to the wall to get any good D during these last few weeks of college.
How bad is the voicemail?
You graded my boobs.... C minus. Asshole.
He bought segways. We ride them when we get drunk. Last night he ran through the sliding glass door.
How do I tell your little brother I lost my virginity wearing nothing but his socks?
Formal letter or email.
dude there's a blind guy on the trail using his service dog to hit on girls.
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I've never seen an uncircumcised penis. I mean in person. I've clearly seen an uncircumcised penis. I have the google.
I dapped up a cop while leaving the party
It's simple. He fucks me at his place and I fuck him at my place. It's like man of the house gets to top.
I spent all the money my grandpa gave me for Christmas last night….solid start to 2015
I accidentally sent a snap of my puss with the Republican filter... Totally killed his boner
Remember how I have such good luck that it's almost bullshit?
I'm afraid to ask, but go on.
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