I'm telling lies about you to make you look like a good person
they hired a photographer to take a family portrait for grandmas bday gift. we just hired a male stripper. we are def the better grandkids.
Just tried on my bathing suit for the first time this year. Had to drink a beer to numb the pain.
I seriously just washed my dick in a public restroom. That's how dirty last night got
That's why there are breakfast margaritas.
Odd question. Did you find a 20 in your boxers? I need it for gas.
Idk. Last year there was an ice luge, glow in the dark jungle juice, and lots of naked people. I feel like I'll get pregnant just thinking about going to that party.
I'm sure me singing - rather loudly - "fuck me in the back seat" last night didn't help either.
It's still to early in our relationship to tell her I was sleeping in my car
If we laid all the dicks that's have been inside of us end to end it would be as tall as 4 story building. 40 feet of dicks.
Sadly, she's the porn star that got away
So what kind of fun pills do we have for the amusement park tomorrow?
The first thing we did this morning was see if we could see her barf in the prking lot from the roof. We could. It was in 5 spaces.
What part of the grouping of the words "anal beads" confuses you?
After everything I’ve done… had sex with people off tinder, gone to clubs and bars, gone to hockey games…. I get Covid at GRANDMAS HOUSE
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