STUCK IN CAPS. WANA GET AFTER IT TOMORROW?
hey I'm just gonna fall asleep in the bathroom at the library call me when you're done with class
He just said he wasn't going to drink on Saturday because he was drinking on Thursday and Friday...we need new friends.
Internet sex stories have completely ruined the word sopping for me.
I taped Calvin and Kyles heads together face to face while they were passed out. You should have seen them stumbling around using hungover teamwork trying to find scissors.
It would be like bopping for an apple with my penis but never winning an actual prize. The only thing I would get from it would be the joy from taking part but then regretting it forever more
I left boob prints on the hood of his car. Something to remember me by.
Oh wow. I almost tweeted #TweetFromTheBackOfACopCarTuesday but I didn't think it was that appropriate
I tried to talk to him, but he didn't recognize me at first. I had to show him the top of my head and then he remembered.
What part of a retired stonemason dealing with your rock hard cock does not sound like you have the wrong number ?
For a guy who came before his dick was out of his pants, he gave surprisingly good head.
She's one of those people who could be either 16 or 23. In which case she's too old for me or in dangerously jailbait territory for you, bro.
So now I'm just going to brush my teeth, get high, and go to sleep. Like an adult
Quick question. If you break the bathroom sink off the wall from fucking on it, can you claim it on your homeowner's insurance as a 'natural disaster'?
My body isnt used to all this fresh air, sun and booze....ok well maybe just the fresh air and sun...its used to the booze.
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