1. Call me if you need ANYTHING. 2. If you get tag teamed, I want details.
i was told that i was found face down in a plate of ketchup at the dinner table
I can practically hear my vag and my conscience fighting.
She literally called herself a shamefully bad decision. Of course I slept with her. Best bad decision ever
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she was eating donuts out of the garbage. enough said.
If you wanna be a real wingman, create some insecurity and comment on that pic of all the hot girls with "Id do every girl in this pic.. except the fat one".
What I do when I'm blackout drunk is none of my business.
she's sitting there like the lesbian godfather. A cigarette in one hand and a titty in the other.
TSA literally pulled two bottles of whiskey out of my bag. Once he saw the leopard print socks and the mickey mouse tank, he put it back in my bag and said "Have a fun trip, man."
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Because making bad decisions is what makes our house great and I don't plan on changing that anytime soon.
So far my survey results are telling me to pawn the ring. Thoughts?
the last thing i heard from her was "i wanna get fucked by a stranger" and i haven't seen her since
I CAN SEE SO MANY PENISES. There are so many visible penises here.
Where are you???
Yoga class :(
Looking back, we probably shouldn't have chased alcohol with more alcohol
I knew she was the one when we had sex to the halo soundtrack.
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