The tent neighbors already set us on fire w an errant roach. How do you think Bonnaroo's going?!
The difference between what I would do for a regular Klondike bar and an Oreo flavored Klondike bar is astounding
i dont understand blimps. what would happen if they collided would they just bounce off or fall to the ground.
dude how high are you right now?
do you think jeeves would know? you do it. ask jeeves.
Please tell me nicole sent the picture of the ejaculating penis to you too, otherwise I'll feel really awkward
If you fool around, take the WHITE sweatshirt off of her first. It's mine, and I don't like your cum nearly as much as she does.
At the bar, some guy bumped into you and you screamed "hey, don't touch what you can't afford sunshine!"
You gave him that scrunchie you made and called it your "sex offering".
There was nowhere else for me to go. I'm like the island of misfit toys but I'm hot.
There's a guy running dressed as a bunny toward your house.
i can do like, 15 pushups. 20 if i listen to dubstep.
Currently looking up Winnie-the-Pooh porn.
what is considered shitting yourself?
Like my underwear wasn't soiled, but there was definitely a departure from my asshole.
All I want to do is lay in my bed and eat hotdogs
he was almost the father of your baby, you should let him take you to dinner
So how was it?
The cemetery or the sex?
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