It doesn't matter if they shave you or not, you're still susceptible to the staph infection.
Apparently he's never heard a queef, he totally thought I farted and got freaked out.
i just farted in a meeting....took me completely by surprise.
so you made the shocked face and they caught you.
yup.
I'm not saying we can't have sex tonight, I'm just saying we have to work it around Lost.
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I feel like tequila heightens the sense of my nipples.
I can trace it back to that drunken night where we peed on each other in the shower.
He once got bit in the face by a dog and still got laid the same night. He owns Memorial Day Weekend
Would you be offended if I asked you to smoke a blunt with me while I pooped?
High with mom again. She's giving me relationship advice.
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How many drinks/blunt hits do you think I could get if I wore an "it's my birthday" shirt
if happy hour never ends, you’ll never have to eat kale
What has my life become? I'be officially recruited my fuck buddy for help getting my ex back.
Let me get this straight. You stopped mid foreplay to shave your legs?
Um yeah. I wasn't about to shave them if nothing was happening. And I have HBO. It's not like he's the victim here.
Hey I had a great night last night but I don't want to lie to you I'm only 19 and that wasn't my place its was my cousin he's gone for the summer and I was just house sitting and watching his cat I'm sorry
I was dressed as Waldo and the cops kept saying looks like we fuckin found you
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