I really want to sleep with her friend. I'm hoping our casual sex relationship will somehow lead to that.
sometimes i wish i had a whole other life to spend on youtube
A chick at the bar last night took my black berry, looked at my Brick Breaker score and told me she couldnt take someone that has a lower score than her seriously.
I just found three unopened cans of PBR behind our futon that I think I was saving for winter.
We had sex in the woods. It was great until some bird started mimicking my orgasm sounds
No, its ok. Im playing strip pretty pretty princess im currently dueling for the crown
I may or may not have told him that he's "the only one with a PHD in this pussy"... I should like direct cheesy porno flicks or something.
Officially conquered sex on my couch with my dad asleep in the next room
I like how you say "conquered" as if that was your sole mission in life
no, you don't understand how much people deal here. All I had to say was "hey lets buy a bag" and he pulled over instantly, then the randoms in the car behind us pulled over and sold us a bag.
I probably won't go. Last time I got drunk with those guys I just started demanding people let me touch their beards.Then I mocked everyone who didn't have facial hair.
My feelings for him are donzo molonzo but I can't turn down a pierced penis...
PUT DOWN THE JOINT AND STEP AWAY FROM THE TRUSTAFARIAN
He got me off while watching hockey. He's a keeper.
I have a hickey in my new work ID photo.....
I'm pretty sure I naked in my first year of college more than I was as a baby.
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