you know that hot chick that stutters? talk about an awkward orgasm
My walk of shame was far more interesting today. He's moving and was cleaning out his apartment, so not only was I carrying my clothes, I also walked away with 4 bottles of cheap wine and a jar of ragu.
he busted in while i was showering looked at me and said "youve lost weight bro, no homo" and started puking into the sink
You've got the short couch unless you find some girl to take you home
Challenge accepted.
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when he put a condom on for a handjob cuz he didn't want to "blow his load in the car" i started to question my choice in guys..
He picked up a chick with a line about the price of used cars in Sri Lanka and developing economies. Step it up.
I may have played more drinking games with my family this last week than all of freshman year...
Dude... I had a dream that I was getting high for the first time. I got to experience my weedginity again. It was glorious.
Im like a saiyan, last weekends hangover will only make me stronger
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Don't let me publish my memoir unless "hurt my ankle drunk irish dancing" is at least the title of a chapter because that is really the whole story of my life.
i just hope we're both dead or in prison at the same time
not that i'm not about exploiting men for money
Went to a club yesterday was dirty dancing with this guy, reached back to move my hair and punched him in the face.
ANTI-GAME
I am so proud to call you my friend
Your dad was just slow dancing with the priest and holding a beer. Classic
It was platonic naked porno viewing, I swear.
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