is it customary for a bride to wear white even if she's a whore? i feel tie-dye would have been more accurate
the extent of background information i have on her is minimal, but it will get me in her pants
we couldn't afford a big pool so we bought 2 kiddie pools and put the inflatable beer pong table inbetween. get over here. now.
someone needs to make a hangover cure that isn't cocaine.
that's all we do, eat and hve sex, eat and have sex. he thinks it's bad and that we need to talk more or whatever but I'm just not seeing the problem...
I woke up to my bra draped over his lamp and a huge bump on my head. apparently, I face planted while having sex in the shower..
Another beautiful Sunday, another beautiful day the stick is not positive. Amen.
Should I have spent my entire pay check on Crown Royal and LSD? No. Do I regret it? Also, no.
Hey, YOU try working out drunk every night! Besides, I think at least one of those bruises is a hickey.
The number of threesomes I have agreed to seems to increase every time I talk to you drunk...
Get off the floor, put away the cookie dough, get ur shit together Scott.
Blame the bisexuality and move on?
still can't believe dude took a personal call while he was balls deep in my mouth.
is it weird that i just witnessed the marriage of someone ive had sex with on multiple occasions?
at the hospital. Kevin drank straight from the river
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