I am too pretty for them to be this angry at me.
I am too high to leave where I am...And they are listening to Stained. This is my living hell.
he was wearing 3D glasses the whole time.
Oh well. haha. i couldn't really understand what she was saying. i just nodded a lot. i guesss she found that sexy.
gotta love spring break
gotta love slutty girls from the south
I wonder what a non-hungover friday at work is like
I don't think I have ever puked up that much free breakfast in my life...thank god for Nickle Beers.
The lifeguard told us we had to move Mike before the tide came in when he passed out.
It smells like someone died in our apartment and ya'll used some random orifice of his body to smoke weed out of. Side note, how did we get a guitar?
okay, please tell me Cammy is the one who put the picture and note on my desk saying "beat off to this homeboy"
Maybe we should invest in one and when one of us wishes to be a hot mess in a wheel chair the other one will push the mess around to wherever it wants to go.
You always seem to be able to bribe me with tequila and Mac and cheese. This relationship of ours will cause me health problems someday.
she's like a sexy human version of my cat. i can't catch her, and she keeps throwing up in the corners.
I don't even remember what he looks like. All I know is he's 6 foot 100. I like that.
You know you're an upperclassmen when you go to a party with no makeup, wet hair, weed socks, and no shoes, take a shot ski, then leave
Where does dick fit into Maslow's hierarchy of needs?
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