She has HUUUUUUUGE nipples
Sex has been so nonexistent lately that when I was masturbating the other day, I actually paused to yawn.
he told me my hair look so beautiful and as he was stroking it his fingers got caught in my BUMPIT. How are you supposed to explain that one?
Mom is telling us about the time she drank her own breast milk. Help.
We told the pizza man that the door was most likely unlocked, he could leave the pizza on the counter and give himself 20%. He did it-I'm never moving out of Aspen.
She was our DD the least I could do is have sex with her. Even when drunk I'm still chivalrous.
Every fourth of July I get sentimental when I think back to the one where we drove around baked off our asses crashing multiple cookouts listening to Team America's "America, Fuck Yea" on repeat. I miss us.
last night i reached the point where my boob implants paid for themselves in free drinks. to celebrate lets go out and get more free drinks tonite.
Just fyi there is a naked girl somewhere in your house. I woke up and she was gone, definitely left her clothes tho
I don't know if the fact that I carry lube in my purse means I'm living life right or I'm doing it wrong..
Well I want to be mistreated and called a slut and finger banged
But I guess hugs would be nice
Okay so I've been talking to the mice again and they agree with me that you're a piece of shit.
I just took a picture of Austin's dick wearing a hat. Except its not a hat it's a DayQuil cap.
he broke off the kiss to ask "can I grab your boob?" like props for asking for clear and concise consent but there HAS to be a sexier way to do it
Hitting up all my dealers for my birthday grams is paying off
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