Marriage: a sacred union between one man and one woman, and another woman in Argentina.
It snowed today. The whore-inducing weather is official over.
the recent google searches were "were can i buy a porn horse, why does my heart hurt after drinking, and orlando's teen night..." your thought process perplexes me
He ran five blocks just to watch me and my best friend make out. I think he's a keeper.
They told me you were taking cheese cube shots and chasing them with barbecue sauce... Is this true?
Yeah I'm a responsible adult man but I legally unbind myself from anything that occurred that evening and am in no way responsible for those actions.
you two really need to work out your issues. my vagina can't handle another week of your pent up frustrations.
Here you are just trying to masturbate and I'm talking to you like your an initiate for some secret society.
I heard them banging and it sounded like he was trying to stuff a fucking coconut into her
it's too much effort for something that isn't food.
Someone I just met told me they were going to name their kid after me. Daylight savings is weird.
I understand, but unless there is an intervention for me being planned, i DON NOT want to talk about my life choices
The most adult decision I've mad today was Jameson or Fireball? It's been a successful Day
pesky things like morals, self-preservation and cowardice are not needed. overkill is nothing but a word. there will be blood.
I just walked by a dude at the gym covering himself in olive oil.
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