He has such a weird drunk-voice.
dude, he's deaf.
i just walked passed a table of guys by myself.. they looked @ me talked and then yelled 7
id pin you as more of an 8
I plan on offering nudes to any guy that wants to give me notes from the past five weeks of class
brittany murphy hurts far more than michael jackson, patrick swayze, etc because i never masturbated to any of those other people
She threw up a whole curly fry. A. WHOLE. CURLY. FRY.
I think he'd cut a tree down for me. He's from North Dakota. That's something hot guys do there, right?
he built a boat made of joints. holyyy shit
I don't care if shes your sisters age. Once someone is on my to do list theres only one way to get them off it
Why were you eating a hot dog in the bathroom at 230 am?
My roommate was sleeping, I thought it would be rude
For future reference. Do not congratulate the bar tender at oscars she is not pregnant she has just gotten fat u will get a shot thrown in your face
As the cops are taking us away I see the strippers taking our DD backstage.
Watching the blind side bc I need a good cry to make sure I'm still human after this weekend's questionable life choices
He named his newborn baby after a character in the Hobbit and that is literally keeping me up at night.
I'm eating Arby's in the bathtub because I'm an adult and I do what I want
Try me, you 5'5 gremlin
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