The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
used his ipod to set the mood...1st song was livin on a prayr 2nd song was disco stick
i expected more from guys that i meet at the jersey shore.
dude, my ass and shoulder hurt from that kayak last night... note to self: wood planks holding kayak from ceiling do not also hold up a human being
The sex was so good I went temporarily numb. Slightly embarrassing when she pointed out I was kissing my own arm.
And I just found out I called my debit card a fast food passport so I dont deserve to live
She was into my hawaiian shirt and id never made out with a dinosaur... I feel like it worked out for everyone
Sadly he is straight as an arrow that is designed by a robot computer from the future with lasers.
This saddens me. Mostly because I want to see the schematics on that robot.
Trying not to look at her chest is like trying to not hear a fire engine racing by.
So I'm guessing that puking on a camper is a straight path to instant termination?
my vagina is like this close to growling at me and leading me onto the nearest dance floor
make it buy you a drink first
YOU TRIED TO SWIM IN HER FISHTANK. I don't think she's going to call you.
He was stoned laying on my bed singing I'm a little tea cup while I took a pregnancy test. Thank god it was negative.
I responded like every reasonable adult would. With a gif
He woke me up holding a gallon of apple juice and a shot glass...
Very interesting. Let's just say I got home last night and threw up, found a joint in my bra, and woke up naked in my bed
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