Is it possible to jerk off a nipple?
my orientation roommate looks just like New York of Flavor Flav fame
i just had to google what happens if your dog eats your nuva ring
Every time a song comes on I get sad if glee has not a cover of it
well when do great stories at the expense of people's relationships become a bad thing?
My boobs grew. They knew we were going to vegas.
Saddest moment ever is discovering when your cat no longer wants to get high with you.
I have no recollection of sleep choking you
I am nonfunctional stoned. I had to ask ben to put me somewhere away from all the people I'm sitting on someones bed watching a wall. Not alright. Should not have come.
He's tweaking out . If he's on fucking bathsalts and eats my face like a chalupa pull the plug. I don't want to live with no fucking face. Pull. The. Plug.
We lost power at midnight which freaked out my roomate and friends. The power came back on 30 minutes later. We are now at the bar having "the rapture came and we were left behind" shots
And then I told him since the day he walked away to get over what I went through he lost the boyfriend right to ask why my bed is broken.
I take full pride in being the one that broke ur bed. Want to go for the sofa?
It's gay softball weekend. Lots of hot gay strangers to go home with.
You attract beautiful men with jobs. I attract ONE WITH A SOUL PATCH.
it was a sexy soul patch.
Sorry I yelled at you and called you Amish and puked on your eggs
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