Just boiled hotdogs in bongwater. NOT a good idea.
I love the progression of these pictures. I go from cute to Courtney Love
I wish real life had facebook tags so i could figure out who all these people are
Called Jeff last night and told him I wanted to have sex in the airport terminal. Blackout Brooke definitely came out last night.
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How the fuck did you end up in a tree? With multiple people?
He also informed us that it's rude to shove your tit in someone's mouth. Happy Monday.
I just handed the barista at Starbucks a panty liner instead of my card....maybe I should upgrade this Tall to a Venti...
Is it morally wrong to give today's hookup a Krispy Kreme from yesterday's hookup or is it just fat love?
He dated a girl who could do the damn splits on his dick like how do you compete with that
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Him showing up yesterday was like a giant ego stroke for my vagina.
He had a hook in his ceiling. I think I'm in love!
These morning walks of shame have became my morning jogs
Whatever, ill dance on the bar at applebees, don't try and act like you're above it.
ok morning sex is a totally valid reason to come in late... ur good, cya in 20
i was in class looking for a pencil and found a chicken strip in my back pack. i think i might have a problem.. sad thing is i ate it
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