You got so drunk you kept singing the Sailor Moon theme song and kept making everyone call you Sailor Venus.
just went trash diving in my work clothes for weed. A&E's intervention here i come.
No I remember falling down the stairs I just don't remember it hurting.
Two portable blenders. We are going to be popular and dangerous.
apparently there was a flour fight and couch sex...
Taped crackers to the wall. Sat I'n the dryer. Bobby had to pull me out by my hair. No more.
This is like a relationship, I expect to be mind blown at least once a week.
For when you/if you wake up tomorrow.. You broke 4 of the bar's glasses tonight and I am currently watching you as you ride the broom around the bar instead of cleaning up your mess. I am no longer able to come up with excuses for you.
I really wanna know when trying to grow up turned into try not to throw up.
so hungover. i just puked at the sight of the beer emoticon you sent me.
College: when you wake up drunk without pants and wearing a Cosby sweater
I just hope I don't wheeze during sex
I love how when they see that I'm upset their initial response is to offer me ecstasy
So I don't know, I'm not a doctor, but I might be juggling dates with 3 different guys...
You wrapped yourself in tin-foil and told us you were Iron Man. I have pictures.
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