i wonder if she has dreads down there too...
her eyes looked like someone had poured fruit punch in them. needless to say we had a good time.
so i havent checked yet but im almost positive that my left ass cheek is bruised. any idea what happened last night.
what the fuck man? i was JUST texting you the same thing. FUCK
someone put bongwater in my humidifier again THIS NEEDS TO STOP
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I have a way to get him back. you're going to have to take one for the team and make a visit to the health department. you in?
Note to self, stop going out with self absorbed bisexuals
I made my own utility belt like Batman. It has a cup holder for my beer, cell phone holder, a little pocket for condoms, and a sewing kit just in case.
I just really need a hug and a shower beer
The guy that stalks me just looked out his window and saw me in his neighbor's hot tub. Get your shit ready the fraternity wars are starting.
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I'm pretty sure that's why we have such good sex because we are secretly trying to kill each other
The zombie version of you bit my friend's hand. No more zombie crawl for you. Not ever.
Also send boobie pics with bobs burgers in background its the only way to get me off anymore
He couldn't give me an orgasm, but he did give me a UTI.
Walking actually physically hurts. We should do it again some time.
Three cans of beer can fit in the shower catty... multi tasking
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