you think thats bad? Today I had to pop a zit on my sack.
Did you see the soccer ref give that girl the red card as she was being kicked out of the party?
Reason #57 I am going to fail the bar... it's Tuesday and i'm drunk at Toy Story 3.
she looks like she scalped a horse for her weave
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
i'm drinking margaritas from a pouch...really dont think i'm in the position to judge anyone...
They were greeting people getting off the 48 with green beers and cheers. The one day I decide not to take the bus home...
He just laughed at his drink laid on the floor and crawled to the bathroom
You were laying in bed whispering and crying to the half eaten burrito saying "why am I shitting so much" and "what did I do to deserve this"
animal crackers drenched in taco bell mild sauce... surprisingly delightful
breakfast of champions
breakfast of stoners
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I am in his childhood bedroom and I feel like his trophies are applauding me and his stuffed bunny is disgusted with me. Did you know he was a mathlete?
It felt as if we were fucking on a sea of baby feet and morgan freemans face hair
At 12:16 am. We just got out of the truck and went behind it and fucked. With 3 people in the truck. On the side of the road. As cars drove by.
I've just never heard the term serendipitous used to describe having one's asshole licked.
A guy at my table is reading a magazine called "Cheese Connoisseur"
I can’t shake the image of her gigantic black unibrow. It’s like I got a blowie from Eugene Levy
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