she definitely has that "I'll bang you, but then I'll tell your girlfriend" look to her.
she has tattoo'd to her hips "grip here" this is why they made spring break
Based on how hungover I feel today, it makes more sense that the bouncer didn't let me in to that bar.
i want to find a way to basically assault his face with my vagina.
we are sitting in a kindergarden classroom alone chugging beer. look at our lives. look at our choices.
He threw up. He never throws up. It was like finding out superman cant fly anymore. I was so sad for him.
I sold weed for gas money to get home. I thought that's what college was for.
Also- bikini mowing was a horrible idea. One truck just drove by 3 times, turning around at the end of the block each time. My tan may be better for it but my conscience has been raped.
FONT CPME TO THE TRUK. I REPATE SONT COME TO THE TRUCK WERE GETTON FRAEKY
its ok, the prom king gave me his crown to puke in
I can't find the remote or the Doritos. Someone call 911. S.O.S. I sent this in Braille.
so the kid in line in front of me at walmart just bought roses and a Plan B pill. Happy Valentines Day.
Me too...I'm driving to work trying to figure out if I put my pants on the right way.
random boy in my bed. last night wasnt a dream. fuck.
If your talking about a poncho I WANT ONE
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