Yeah....I really appreciate it....I didn't even get it from hooking up....lame, atleast if a girl gets u sick when u r hooking up it was fun in its inception...
Do you want the good news or bad news first?
bad news
The bad news is i thew up on your bed, the good news is i found out who ate your cheetos.
I found my laptop, credit card, and a bottle of Morgan all on the counter this morning. I'm scared to see what gets delivered to my house this week.
I'm pretty sure there is a country song about this exact situation
after we had sex he went grocery shopping. at 6 am. i've never been more confused in my life
dude uncooked spaghetti noodles dipped in thousand island dressing is better than it sounds
I need to make a 'no kissing' rule for my casual hookups during cold season...this cold is so not worth it.
I left him a voicemail saying i went through with the abortion and he texts me back one thing... the bbm "phew" face. really?
DO NOT EAT ONE OF DONOVANS WEED RICE CRISPIES. I REPEAT DO NOT EAT IF YOU VALUE YOUR EYE BALLS
Oh no I would never do that to her. But when you're single again let me know. Cheating penis is definitely better than single penis. But she has claws.
woke up wearing a canadian flag with the starting forward of the hockey team. i feel oddly patriotic
Please tell me joes at work safe and sound and doesn't smell like jail?
He sent me a 7 minute voicemail of him playing wonderwall on the acoustic guitar I'm not even kidding did he seriously think that would work
I really shouldn't be this use to hearing "YOURE THAT GIRL?!?!"
I've done dumber things than this for flimsier reasons. Come with. If I pull it off I need a witness, and if I fail I need an escape plan.
Randomize
