I was about to buy asher roth's album and then i realized he was a ginger. can't support
i keep myself tagged when other girls look bad/ugly so i look better
i'm having a wet tshirt contest with myself and yet i'm still losing
Found a joint walking to class. I feel like the environment is rewarding me for being green.
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I have officially had sex in every room on my floor. Don't say I'm not an amazing RA.
Well it's been 24 hours and I still feel like a mammoth sat on my balls
Btw if you ever get emails that pretty much contain 'bwahhhhh jatkkvsweuo' it's safe to assume it's me.
I was wondering why he was in my phone as "Cat Guy", he seemed pretty normal. Then when we woke up he was wearing a shirt with a picture of his cat on it. The name stays.
debating what would be more effort, turning on to my other side or trying to get myself off with my left hand. that kind of lazy day.
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Just got a motivational speech from the tacobell drive thru guy at 2am
I came on her face and asked if she wanted fries with that. Currently driving to McDonald's.
Holding your hair back while you puked wasn't a choice. I was handcuffed to you.
there's crying, and people are upset, and there's a love triangle, and a broken heart, and so much estrogen
However many condoms you have, it isn't enough.
I'll start working on my manners when you stop using please and thank you in the bedroom.
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