garbage
garbage dick
rubbish cock
you win
I got called a slut by a bunch of girls that work at Hooters..wtf is that shit? explain that to me
I just wish we had the ability to download food from our TVs.
I saw him coke blaxckout on the subway at 9 this morning yelling at people callig himself the gatekeeper.
Your friend, the one I told I would brush his teeth with my tongue, what's his name again?
I wish him all the best and hope one day he can afford the surgery to remove his head from his ass
Pretty sure the shower sex fucked up my hip alignment... im walking like im 104 today
next time we make out at a concert please try to refrain from screaming out our hotel room number.. the amount of guys that knocked on our door after you passed out was ridiculous
Don't use or open the microwave. It's full of smoke. Buying a new one tomorrow, will explain.
Judging by your snapchat you're totally working on your project and definitely not singing, "The Sign" while shirtless with another man.
I ended up in bed with a man from London in a sorority wing I am not apart of. Tequila fucks you up
He broke his arm in a fistfight with the bouncer. it was neat.
I'd love you more if you were covered in hot cheetos
I mean, I'm not upset that HE's getting married, I'm upset his penis has to go through with it by default
So I slept with some guy last night and when I woke up in the am couldnt remember his name. I text him n asked "How do you spell your name?" to try n find out and all he replied was "With an A." WTF!?
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